Overheard in the Office

Below are Friday funnies I found the following conversations on OverheardInTheOffice.com. Enjoy!

• Receptionist on phone: Some people say they have OCD. They don't have OCD. They're nuts!OfficeLyndhurst, New Jersey
• Co-worker #1: Oh my god, girl scout cookies should so be illegal. Co-worker #2: Yes...I have five boxes on my desk as we speak! Co-worker #1: At least with crack you lose a lot of weight.Wichita, Kansas
• Cube chick: You should go in Jeff's office -it is so cold in there you could hang meat.Cube dude: I hang meat everywhere I go.Dallas, Texas
• VP: I can't understand some people. I emailed *Karen with a specific question and she just replied, "I am currently out of the office and will return in one week". Why didn't she answer my question?Beachwood, Ohio